It is the unexpected new star in the fight against fascism. A new weapon in our armoury. A symbol against bigotry. This, however, is a decidedly more lactose-based affair, a sludgy, slimey and sugary treat that leaves its wearer and the Saville Row suit on their shoulders looking a little embarrassed.

Whilst you imagine that these men and women need no help in making them look any more buffoon, it is the fair milkshake that is causing havoc now.

It seemed unfair, however, that just any milkshake could be used in our fight against the rise of hatred in Brexit Britain, Trump’s USA or Bolsonaro’s Brazil, when these politicians have given us so much. We needed something a little special, a little more personal, to show them how much we care.

Introducing the @politicianmilkshakes. Milkshake recipes for right-wing, populist and Eurosceptic politicians with a bitter taste for life.