In the summer of 2017 I was seriously playing with CG for the first time.  I was really enjoying making low poly works, for two reasons.  first, they were fairly simple shapes, second, the almost had a illustrated feel to them.  I've also been obsessed with robots struggles to try and be more human and their failures at it.  As a result I decided to make a series of robots trying their best to be sexy.  This is the result, I hope you enjoy. 

The image that sparked the idea was this one right here.  A rather dull boxy robot, who requested to have really sexy legs.

For her image she wanted to do the sexiest pose she could think of, and nothing (at least in her mind) was sexier than long legs in a bathtub.

Following that there was this sexy beast of a firebot. This robot was kicked off of the sexy firebot calendar for stealing all the washboards from the other bots.  Now it is the sexiest firebot ever owing to having more abs than anyone else.

To this bot nothing was sexier than leaning against a fence wearing a cowboy hat.

This robot already liked cleaning, so it decided it would be easy to dress as a french maid. 

Cephelobot, a mining robot by trade, thought pole dancing was the best way to show off their sexy body.  They insisted on wearing absolutely nothing, a very risqué proposition.

A sexy sailor in a skirt.  It's amazing how many of the things robots find sexy are simply professions.

This Merbot felt simply wearing a seashell bras was enough to make them sexy.  I feel it was a little lazy, but can't argue with the results. 

These traffic lights felt a group costume as can can dancers would make them the sexiest.

Brella-bot, who is usually sad about something, found fault with their sexy nurses costume.  "I look like a sad clown! I suppose the outside should match the inside" they said while the photo was being taken.

This robot loves books, and as most well read individuals finds the librarian to be the sexiest of all professions.

This police bot feels animal lovers are the sexiest thing ever.  They also love cats and requested to be covered with them.  They kept demanding "MORE CATS!"  We allowed 7 for the photo shoot, they weren't happy, but eventually agreed that 7 was barely acceptable.

Cigbot insisted on being called Sammy Smoulders for the photo shoot, and invites any who want to keep warm to join them for a cuddle in front of the fire.