Golden sheep - instruction manual (old work)
In this tale, we can find out about a golden woolly sheep, who sticks to everything; this funny book gives useful advice. Printed with moveable type on handmade paper. Pictures of the sheep are linocut.
In this tale, we can find out about a golden woolly sheep, who sticks to everything; this funny book gives useful advice. Printed with moveable type on handmade paper. Pictures of the sheep are linocut.
English translation:
1. page: The golden woolly sheep - instruction manual
2. page: Dear owner! The sheep sticks to everything!
To ensure that your model satisfies your expectations, follow instuctions closely, because the sheep may stick to anything!
3. page: The sheep may stick to everything if we are not careful. The correct holding position: gently but firmly pressed to our side, clasping the foreleg. The sheep is impossible to drop in this position.
4. page: It is forbidden to bring the sheep in contact with water! We do not accept complaints about shrinking caused by drying. Moreover the sheep may stick to everything!
5. page: (100% gold) Despite its high value the sheep can be kept safely. The sheep is equipped with immediately effective touch protection, namely it may stick to everything.
6-7. pages: Avoid getting the sheep into the eye and mouth. Use only outdoors or in a well ventillated area! The sheep does not harm the ozone layer! Do not hit with a sharp object! Keep away from heat and open flames, even after empty! Warning! The sheep may easily stick to anything!
8. page: Made by Beatrix Papp - We do not take responsibility for following any instruction in this manual!
To ensure that your model satisfies your expectations, follow instuctions closely, because the sheep may stick to anything!
3. page: The sheep may stick to everything if we are not careful. The correct holding position: gently but firmly pressed to our side, clasping the foreleg. The sheep is impossible to drop in this position.
4. page: It is forbidden to bring the sheep in contact with water! We do not accept complaints about shrinking caused by drying. Moreover the sheep may stick to everything!
5. page: (100% gold) Despite its high value the sheep can be kept safely. The sheep is equipped with immediately effective touch protection, namely it may stick to everything.
6-7. pages: Avoid getting the sheep into the eye and mouth. Use only outdoors or in a well ventillated area! The sheep does not harm the ozone layer! Do not hit with a sharp object! Keep away from heat and open flames, even after empty! Warning! The sheep may easily stick to anything!
8. page: Made by Beatrix Papp - We do not take responsibility for following any instruction in this manual!
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