How To Get In Touch With Your Ancestors
This illustrated guide on how to contact your ancestors, both living and dead is quirky take on traditional Indian techniques of raiding grave sites and invoking the dead. Follow these five drawings and before you know it, you will know more about your family than anyone ever has, because they never thought of referring to ‘How To Get In Touch With Your Ancestors’. The steps are as simple as calling up your annoying relatives, raiding your attic, exploring the site of their death and reciting mantras to ancient relics, and being a little bit wary of vengeful spirits.
You can start with the experts. They're the ones that watch all the drama unfold from afar and have dirt on everyone. Give 'em a call!
Even if it means listening to them complain about the maid, while they're at it!
Never forget about the attic. It houses all kinds of past treasures... And terrors.
Visiting graves and places of death are a must! But never go alone.
All those ancient, summoning rituals that you think are a pile of garbage? Well, I wouldn't agree. They work...
...Maybe not in the way you would like them to, though. So have on your running shoes or some Holy Water and you'll be just fine!
