THE ALIEN REGISTRY
"Name?" "No name." "Age?" "298."
"Sex?" "Male." "......But"
"There is a girl in my heart."
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"Well.....sex...femaaaaaaaaa"
"But......."
"There is a boy in my heart."
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And there is a princess in the boy's heart.
There is a hammerhead in the princess's heart.
There is a scallop in the shammerhead's heart.
There is a flyswatter in the scallop's heart.