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Horoscopes Gone Wrong

Capricorn: December 21 – January 20
Capricorns can turn a little bad thing into a long converstation about their bad luck and about every bad thing that has happened to them since the day they were born!
Aquarius: January 21 – February 20
regardless everything that's happening around them, Aquarius lives in their own world, they never listen, unless to their own voice!
Pisces: February 21 – March 20
with all the good things that are happening in their life, the pisces is so good to see the bad side of everything, nothing is good enough for them, they always have to complain about something!
Aries: March 21 – April 20
no matter how old they grow, Aries always stay as kid, joyful as kids yes! but also irresonsible, wreckless and careless as kids!
Taurus: April 21 – May 20
very stubborn! even when nothing makes sense, taurus still want things to go their way, because ... because they want to!
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
a different personality everyday, different character, different thoughts, different way of saying hi! you'll never know if a gemini is your friend or your enemy!
Cancer: June 21 – July 20
a profesional in turning every single event into a long dramatic situation, cancers are too sensitive, ready to cray over the most stupid things and make drama around it!
Leo: July 21 – August 20
should always be in spotlight! Leo wants to always be a superstar! they want all the attention, they believe they are the center of the universe!
Virgo: August 21 – September 20
acting like an angel, but only for their image, inside there's a scary angry devil, who'll never hesitate using passive aggressivness behind the angel mask!
Libra: September 21 – October 20
it will take a Libra forever to take the simplest decision! they will never make up their mind, but they can make sure to always be dressed up and on top of their elegance!
Scorpio: October 21 – November 20
Very mean, they don't mind seeing other people suffering because they believe in punishment! they believe in the say "what goes around comes around" but in a  dangerous way! in short they are Vindictive!

 
Sagittarius: November 21 – December 20
they call themselves honest, but they are actually mean and harsh! they don't understand why someone would be annoyed from hearing the truth!
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