A set of short TVCs to go with Bisk Farms googly - with the tag line: Sweet on the outside, salty on the inside. Featuring a lovable eccentric and exaggerated grandma.
A. Ninja Grandma:
Oriental music playing. Grandmother is shown knitting on her rocking chair. Camera zooms in and it’s a black headband. She gets up from her chair using her walking stick. Then in one smooth motion she ties the headband around her head, removes a samurai sword from her walking stick and is ready in fighting stance.
V/O: Looks sweet on the outside. Is namkeen on the inside. Like Biskfarm’s new Googly biscuit.
KO appears on screen. She bows to the camera in the customary Japanese fashion.
B. Rocker Grandma:
She is shown sitting at a window. She’s applying oil and combing her hair as she looks outside. Her hair is left loose. She then gets up using her walking stick and slowly goes over to her music player. She presses the button and plays some metal/rock music. She starts to head bang.
V/O: Looks sweet on the outside. Is namkeen on the inside. Like Biskfarm’s new Googly biscuit.
She is shown air guitaring using her walking stick.
C. Bullet Grandma:
She is looking into the mirror. She is shown tying her saree at the waist. She puts a bindi and her pearl necklace. Then we see her smile. Suddenly she lets out a war cry and she puts on a leather jacket. Next she’s shown grabbing a helmet and walking out of the door using her walking stick.
V/O: A little sweet. A lot namkeen. Like Biskfarm’s new Googly biscuit.
She’s shown revving her bullet.
D. Pirate Grandma:
The entire film is through the camera lens. It’s a family photo. The entire family is shown sitting and standing around her trying to find their places. They exchange smiles and love is in the air. Then just as the photo focuses a parrot flies into the frame and sits on her shoulder. She pulls down an eye patch. The picture is captured with her sporting a mean, pirate look while everyone else is smiling.
V/O: Sweet outside. Namkeen inside. Like Biskfarm’s new Googly biscuit.
She looks into the camera and goes “Arr”.
E. Kids Beware! grandma (hindi):
She is sitting at a park bench. She sees 2 children walking towards her enjoying ice-cream. She calls them toward her and asks for a bite. They each give her a bite. She’s happy, pats them on their heads, even fondly pinches one of their cheeks. They smile back happily and just as they begin walking past her she uses her stick and trips both the children. Their ice-creams fall to the ground.
V/O: Yeh diktha hai sweet lekin hai andar se namkeen. Biskfarm ka naya Googly biscuit.
She is shown smiling at the camera and eating the biscuit while in the background the children are crying.
F. Feed the dogs grandma (hindi):
A grandmother walks out of her cottage. A bunch of kids is shown playing cricket outside her house. She passes them and takes a stroll in the neighbourhood. She pets stray dogs, gives them water and feeds them. They all flock around her and it is a very happy scenario.
In the next scene, while playing cricket a boy (8-10 yr. old) hits the ball. The ball bounces over the fence and into her house. The boy is shown climbing the fence/wall to retrieve the ball. When he gets down he looks terrified. The camera then pans to reveal what he’s looking at.
The grandmother is sitting on a rocking chair on her porch. There are 15 dogs standing in front of her. The biggest dog has the ball in his mouth. She says “Mere team ke saath kheloge?” She flashes an evil grin, snaps her fingers and says “Go boys”. The dogs begin to run toward the boy.
V/O: Yeh diktha hai sweet lekin hai andar se namkeen. Biskfarm ka naya Googly biscuit.
Boy is shown looking behind and running like crazy
G. Birds and Grandma (hindi):
A grandmother is seen walking out of her cottage. As she walks by teenagers in a car outside her house. She is seen feeding pigeons at different places in the neighbourhood. She makes a typical sound (birdcall) while doing this.
In the next scene teenagers have parked their car in the lane outside her house. They are blasting loud music and being generally boisterous. She looks outside her house and says to them “Mein bhi kuch bajati hoon, sunoge?” They all laugh. She smiles and then makes the same sound she did when feeding the pigeons. Suddenly about a 200 pigeons fly towards their car and shit on it. The car, the teenagers are covered in bird poo.
V/O: Yeh diktha hai sweet lekin hai andar se namkeen. Biskfarm ka naya Googly biscuit.
The teenagers turn off the music and drive away.
