They speak in whispers about the Tram of Horrors. A tram so old and delapidated that it will turn your commute into a nightmare. Upom trying to climb in it, you will be mamed. The insects and creatures that inhabit this dreadful vehicle will devour you. Its noise will deafen you.
The price will SHOCK you!
The wait will KILL you!
The seats will CUT you!
The smell will INTOXICATE you!
It is said that you can still find this nauseating nightmare riding around, looking for its next victim.
Climb aboard..at your own perril!
Climb aboard..at your own perril!
