Story behind the flying pigs:

Missy:Carley, I'm kinda scared. What if I wake up and hear paws on the roof.
Dad:Are you kidding! Reindeer are ninja!
Mom:If they weren't your dad would be shooting one and having it for dinner the next night.
Bubba:Not rudolph!
Dad:He's the easiest target.
Bubba: Dad, I'm not touching that glowing ham!
Me:SANTA HAS FLYING PIGS THAT PULL HIS SLEIGH! OMG!