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Gourde the Flatulist

Gourde Poppins, the Flatulist, is proud knight and bard, who travels the lands in search of exotic cheese that he can use to flavor his "instrument". They stand at 5'6" and weight roughly 400 pounds with their armor on. Despite their seemingly morbid obesity, Gourde has honed his muscles after years of adventuring and relentless squats regiments. Their greatest attribute is their talent to bring laughs and happiness in the lives of others through his comedic performances, which have netted him numerous plots of land across many kingdoms, performing in the courts of numerous lords as a legendary jester.

Gourde, the second eldest of the Poppins Clan, relinquished his family name to pursue his dream of becoming the world's greatest flatulist... A dream he may have already made a reality, yet even though he strives to become even stronger. Gourde takes great pride in his weight, but in his youth, he was bullied relentlessly by his siblings for his large size. The bullying only drove him to eat more, and he is a frequent stress eater, often reverting to a childlike state during times of immense stress, where he eats anything remotely edible. Gourde's greatest sin is swallowing a goblin whole. He regrets it to this day, if only he could go back in time to at least salt and marinate the poor impling.

Gourde is designed to be a friend, a pumpkin shaped hero who will stop at nothing to fight for the innocent and the bullied. He always has his chest puffed out, taking pride in his gut, and is always laughing. His stubby legs both serve as comedy, and lore, as Gourde is a descendant of the half-folk, who are like dwarves kinda.
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