• Say goodbye to a flat chest with this new breakthrough in cosmetic science. These implants grant you the confidence that you need to feel comfortable in your own skin. The self-inflatable (external) breast implants are biomedically engineered to enhance the fullness and form of your natural silhouette. Using state of the art, lightweight silicone - customized to match your skin tone and ultimately making them invisible to the naked eye. The user inflates the implants to the desired cup size, however this must be maintained in regular intervals to avoid collapse. Anyone who is lucky enough to use this product is advised to avoid any heavy contact particularly in social environments and it is also important to stay clear of any sharp or penetrating objects.
  • MIRACLE GROWTH is the #1 dermatologist recommended brand for hair regrowth and the first topical brand FDA-approved to regrow hair.  It revitalizes hair follicles and is clinically approved to help regrow hair in men of all ages. Over time, the active ingredients reactivates your hairs natural growth cycle by reinvigorating hair follicles that are shrunken due to hereditary hair loss. The user is advised to allow for sufficient exposure to UV light on a daily basis and must apply prescribed water and minerals as shown. You may also experience seasonal variations on development depending on climate and exposure to sunlight. MIRACLE GROWTH will reduce your hair loss and regrow natural, thicker-looking hair.
  • Tired of those needless diets and missing your favorite sitcom in place of a grueling work out? Then it’s time for you to take control with INSTANT ABS. This product has been genetically modified to take all the pain and anguish out of getting that body you’ve always wanted. The active ingredients in the muscle marker are enriched with endolipids which fuse the protein cells of the stomach muscles in order to create that desired, lean aesthetic. This product is purely for aesthetic purposes and does not guarantee any enhancements in physical capabilities or weight loss. Now every man can have the stomach that they've always wanted, without all the fuss.
  • The latest anti-aging method to arrive on our shores is the SNAIL FACIAL. Sit back and relax as the snail mucous secretes potent enzymes into your pores and reinvigorates your skin. A powerful cocktail of natural proteins - which exist in the snail mucous itself - help reduce signs of fatigue; for younger looking, radiant skin. 
  • Tired of looking pale as a ghost? Finding that the conventional tanning pad just doesn’t do it for you anymore? Than look no further than the TAN ROLLER. Finally tanning enthusiasts have the capacity to apply their fake tan to the full. No longer do you need a friend to rub your back: The clinically designed tanning handle allows the user to apply tan in even the most awkward of areas. Technologically advanced coating allows for a smoother and more comfortable application in what is to be the #1 tanning product of the year.
  • This BEAUTY BAG is a revolution in cosmetic technology. For generations, scientists have been looking for a product to cure ugliness and have invariably failed. Now, this biomedically engineered breakthrough design has given us the answer. Choose a bag that is personal to your demands. For that sallow skin you’ve always wanted, the design comes in a range of looks to suit your every need. Now the most personable beauty product on the market, you have the option of applying your own look with our genetically modified markers, giving you the look to send selfies with complete confidence.